Is this supposed to be fun??

"You rolled effin Order?"
"Ya."
"You can't roll Order, they are effin destroying Destruction..."
"So?"
"And if you roll ruin, I will kill you... I will dig a basement, then build a hole and put you in it and tell you to put the lotion on your skin.."
"..."



So Azaela.. pretty much a dike. I could only get to level three before I noticed my brainwaves beginning to slow and had to stop. I am a swordmaster. Probably the sexiest swordmaster chick you have ever laid eyes upon..

So am I getting this right?? The idea is to gain imaginary levels and put on clothes? That's the point? Ok. I will suspend my immediate reaction to call this G-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-YYYYYYY! See what I did right there? I suspended it.

Maybe the whole addiction process kicks in later on, but until then biatches, this game is not even close to entertaining....

-LA OUT

WoW... no, not really

But really..
Wow.

Today, the husband walked in the door upon returning from a long hard day of sitting on his ass.. and he goes straight to the office.

It's computer night.

Yes, we had to make a schedule. Why? Because if there weren't a schedule, it would be absolutely out of control. With no specified times to play he wants to play constantly. Every last second counts??

I spent the last couple of days trying to figure this whole blog thing out.. sorry, no warhammer play time. :( I have never "blogged" so I essentially have no idea what I am doing.. I looked at a lot of different blogs, and have concluded that you Warhammer people are a dedicated bunch. While I certainly did not quite understand what it is exactly that you people find so entertaining about the game, I can reasonably see the camradery between players.... Alterior motive? Me thinks it is so.

Ok.. so, off I go to create my Warhammer account. (BLEH) I swear if I become one of you, I will throw myself off the side of the nearest mountain into the murky waters of a current infested river..

Smooches,
-LA

So, I married an MMO addict...

"Blog with me.."
"What?"
"I said blog with me!"
"Uhhhhh.... in a minute..."

Effing Massive Multi-player Online role playing games...

Warhammer Online.
Seems to be the most recent trend in my husband's losing battle with MMO addiction. Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning is going to be the death of my marriage. If I have to hear one more thing about another "run" through Bilerot*or some massive "RvR" city siege or something gay like that, I may have to start bludgeoning my ears with number 2 pencils. Its like, God forbid I ask him to "AFK" for one second to take out the trash or deal with the screaming child in the next room... "I can't leave these guys, honey. If I leave right now they can't do anything.." Like I give a rat's ass.

You know, I am starting to believe that as long as he is playing this flavor of the week MMO, "Warhammer", he can go longer than me without sex. This, my friends, is a travesty.. Isn't it a known fact that women are the ones who decide the when and where of sexual exploits? Aren't we supposed to have that certain amount of "control" in the relationship?? Let me be the first to tell you, NOTHING short of a power outage will pull my man away from the keyboard when he is playing this game... Ridiculous. Ludacris. Outrageous.

I can look objectively at this dribble that my husband calls a pastime.. I shall prove it! I will look at both sides. The forums, the guild sites, and maybe even play a little (ewwwww).. I'll try it all. I'll try it and give an honest opinion, as the significant other of an addict, an MMO addict.

Alright, nerds...
Faces will be "pwned"

-LA



*Link used with hopeful permission from stuntystomper.blogspot.com